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for the little boy: i see he likes d cups. so do i...
Mytja
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Almost choked laughing and feeling inner tingles associated with pain, simultaneously with this insinuating picture. LoL & Ouch in one!
dennis
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Lord Sandwich and Samuel Foote
Samuel Foote was an 18th-century theater manager, writer and actor, and the story goes that he was sharing a meal with Lord Sandwich at London’s famous Beef Steak Club in Covent Garden. After the bottle had passed back and forth a few times, Sandwich said:
“Foote, I have often wondered what catastrophe would bring you to your end; but I think you must either die of the pox [syphilis] or the halter [hanged on the gallows].”
Without missing a beat, Foote replied: “My Lord, that will depend upon one of two contingencies – whether I embrace your Lordship’s mistress or your Lordship’s principles.”
July 2023 – Regency Fiction Writers
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Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party'
LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
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Meanwhile at the Beau Monde
Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said 'Costume Party'
LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year's NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
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there is the alternate theory of the abiotic generation of petrol in the crust. methane = ch4 rises and reacts with water under the there prevailing conditions of pressure and temperature. russia found oil under granitic domes which never saw life...
dennis
Jedi Council Member
Lots of hops and a pale ale
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It’s just a meme using their “logic” it’s not meant to be taken serious.