Best jokes - Covid-19, corona, virus, lockdown, etc.
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Natalija8
Jedi
I could sign that, since living in nazi Swiss, being jobless and jabless, but the legendary Yugoslawian president Tito once said: "What doesn't kill, makes stronger". It is not his invention, but I remembered it good and it kept me going until now, the era, when the fog is rising
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A bit of math...
European population = 447 million
Doses of vaccine pre-ordered for vaccination = 2.6 billion
So from the beginning by vaccinating everyone from infants to the oldest, we are already at 6 doses per person.
But now we add 1.8 billion doses more;
And poof we arrive at 4.4 billion doses Pfizer...
So, after a new little calculation, a minimum of 10 doses per citizen...
We will be able to organize vogelpik contests...
That's it, the man has mutated well, that's how you look now
European population = 447 million
Doses of vaccine pre-ordered for vaccination = 2.6 billion
So from the beginning by vaccinating everyone from infants to the oldest, we are already at 6 doses per person.
But now we add 1.8 billion doses more;
And poof we arrive at 4.4 billion doses Pfizer...
So, after a new little calculation, a minimum of 10 doses per citizen...
We will be able to organize vogelpik contests...
That's it, the man has mutated well, that's how you look now
dredger
The Living Force
One clip received on Telegram but which was too big to be seen from a browser, and the original comes from Instragram (you need to have an account to watch it) - so i uploaded it on my odysee account, enjoy, it's very good - a remix o Cher's song "Believe" :
odysee.com
Do you believe in jab after jab ?
Nice one, thanks to original poster on Instagram ( https://www.instagram.com/p/CXgQ9ueoiJ7/ ), but not all have an Instragram account
Debra Lynn
Jedi
Expedition26
Jedi
lilies
The Living Force
Ingenuous caller quotes last couple months most amazing reporter remark. Poor Prez. Bidet is not aware, what he is agreeing to..
Biden: ‘Let's go Brandon, I agree’ (VIDEO)
Fallen_735
Jedi
This one is in Spanish but I will translate.
Starting at top left corner:
1. celebrities
2. Athletes/sportsmen
3. The elite
4. You
Something ain't right here!
Starting at top left corner:
1. celebrities
2. Athletes/sportsmen
3. The elite
4. You
Something ain't right here!