Danny
Jedi
A Dunkin' donuts commercial with a young man crooning about how lunch just ended and dinner is so very far away.Have a coolata
A Taco Bell commercial explaining what to do for that layover between Dinner and Breakfast.Oh no folks it's not just a late night snack anymore.We've graduated to another,(4th) meal!
A McDonald's commercial:A man sounding like a radio traffic reporter explaining the tie-ups and delays in a grocery store ("looks like a spill in aisle#4.Stock boys are enroute now.")What is the alternative to back ups in the stores?Why, take the kids to Mickey Dees of course!Much better decision.:P
Betcha cant eat just one.Once you pop,you can't stop.Snap into a slim jim.Leg'go my eggo.And nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.
And then there are the burning questions of the basic mindset these days such as:
How many licks does it really take? or What would you do for a klondike bar?(Irealize these examples are a bit dated ,but you get the gist)
It sickens me to see that 99 out of 100 cases of childhood boredom these days is filled with stuffing their faces.Where the hell has the imagination gone??Oh yes.I forgot.That was a pretty cool googly face little Jeffery made with his fruit roll-up.Pin it up on your refridgerator and get him some oreos for doing such a good job on it !
There is ,however ,good news in the nutrition department though here in America.They decided to remove soda vending machines from the school cafeterias.That's just swell.The only problem with that is that they should never have gotten IN in the first place!
At what depths will our moral depravity and need to inhale and ingest everything in sight,reach?
We are only a handful of buffalo wings away from the inevitable next step in ultra-consumerism,folks! That's right!.......The age old family pasttime... the Vomitorium!You are,after all,king of your castle.So why should'nt you be able to binge and purge like our medeival ancestors once did.No longer are the days of being restricted to 4 meals,5 desserts,and a 6 pack of soda a day!And that's not all!As a grand opening campaign blitz,we are offering a "man of the house" special: If you regurgitate 96 ounces or more and can correctly identify it's contents,THE FAMILY PUKES FREE!Kids get a free Billy the Bulemic Baboon action figure too!No purchase neccessary,but who the hell am I kidding.You know you're gonna buy SOMETHING!Coming soon to a feeding trough or food court near you!
-Danny
A Taco Bell commercial explaining what to do for that layover between Dinner and Breakfast.Oh no folks it's not just a late night snack anymore.We've graduated to another,(4th) meal!
A McDonald's commercial:A man sounding like a radio traffic reporter explaining the tie-ups and delays in a grocery store ("looks like a spill in aisle#4.Stock boys are enroute now.")What is the alternative to back ups in the stores?Why, take the kids to Mickey Dees of course!Much better decision.:P
Betcha cant eat just one.Once you pop,you can't stop.Snap into a slim jim.Leg'go my eggo.And nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.
And then there are the burning questions of the basic mindset these days such as:
How many licks does it really take? or What would you do for a klondike bar?(Irealize these examples are a bit dated ,but you get the gist)
It sickens me to see that 99 out of 100 cases of childhood boredom these days is filled with stuffing their faces.Where the hell has the imagination gone??Oh yes.I forgot.That was a pretty cool googly face little Jeffery made with his fruit roll-up.Pin it up on your refridgerator and get him some oreos for doing such a good job on it !
There is ,however ,good news in the nutrition department though here in America.They decided to remove soda vending machines from the school cafeterias.That's just swell.The only problem with that is that they should never have gotten IN in the first place!
At what depths will our moral depravity and need to inhale and ingest everything in sight,reach?
We are only a handful of buffalo wings away from the inevitable next step in ultra-consumerism,folks! That's right!.......The age old family pasttime... the Vomitorium!You are,after all,king of your castle.So why should'nt you be able to binge and purge like our medeival ancestors once did.No longer are the days of being restricted to 4 meals,5 desserts,and a 6 pack of soda a day!And that's not all!As a grand opening campaign blitz,we are offering a "man of the house" special: If you regurgitate 96 ounces or more and can correctly identify it's contents,THE FAMILY PUKES FREE!Kids get a free Billy the Bulemic Baboon action figure too!No purchase neccessary,but who the hell am I kidding.You know you're gonna buy SOMETHING!Coming soon to a feeding trough or food court near you!
-Danny