Date sent: Sat, 27 Nov 1999 11:20:29 -0800 (PST)
To: "Laura Knight-Jadczyk
From: Blue Resonant Human <density4@cts.com>
Subject: RE: "Mommy, look! It's snowing!"
Copies to: [snipped list of recipients - early Cass group members]
At 11:01 PM 11/27/99 +1000, ******* wrote:
>Dear Laura and Blue,
>
>Thank you for your kind words of support. It really helps knowing that
>others out there have similar feelings about this whole affair.
>I do enjoy humour and the sick sort at that. This is probably why I so like
>"South Park" and "The Simpsons". I have absolute mountains of "The Simpsons"
>tapes at home and watch them compulsively.
>
>Am I glad I did today! On one of the tapes I found this old and forgotten
>"South Park" episode. It was about - you will not believe - mind control.
>And at its worst!
>Let me say this - after watching it, I felt like I got hit by a truck. I
>just couldn't believe what I just saw. The funny thing is that the guy
>watching it with me wasn't game to say a word afterwards - he knows about
>this whole discussion but it is a bit beyond him.
>
>The episode is really weird and revolves around this professor working at a
>planetarium. He has some bone disease and is not able to pronounce "t" in
>"planetarium" - so in essence we all know where he works and what it is but
>he doesn't call it by its proper name.
>Nobody wants to see the stars (fake ceiling projections) so the place is
>running down. He then comes up with a plan of taking over the visitors and
>through mind control making them like planetarium and returning on a regular
>basis.
>The school kids are the first target since they go there on field trips. As
>they watch the show, the professor turns this knob (intensity/volume) and
>the lights begin to swirl, a high pitched noise is heard in the background.
>He says, "You will not remember what happened here. You will like
>planetarium. Planetarium is good." So the kids love it and turn into zombies
>enslaved by the professor.
>As the word spreads about the "great planetarium", adults begin to come. And
>this is the freaky part:
>when the professor begins the presentation for the adults, he goes through
>some star constellations. Most of them made up but two : CASSIOPEIA and just
>before the mind takeover begins ORION!!!
Greetings Marklar,
Your marklars are wise and true. There are those marklars on this marklar
in this present marklar who feel their own marklar is more important than
your marklar. Therefore they use all manner of different marklars to
enforce their marklar on all other marklars which -- they reason callously
amongst themselves -- comprise only the great unwashed marklar of marklars.
Yet as we continue to awaken from the slumber of the consensus trance, we
see these marklars for what they truly are and the process is simultaneously
enlightening yet terrifying; envigorating yet deeply saddening; joyous yet
horrible almost beyond imagination. "With much wisdom," wrote Solomon, "is
much sorrow."
Your marklars are wise and true.
Dare I dredge this old one up, Laura ... ?
- - - - -
[re: the Orion reptoids (aka lizzies)]
Q: (Laura) Well, do they just take people and kill them? I
mean, what do they do? And don't baby me, I really need
to know here?!
A. They slice them up.
Q: (Laura) Do they die?
A. Maximum matter and energy transfer occurs during this type
of transition.
Q: (Laura) In other words, you are saying that a slow painful
death gives them the most of what they want? This is
totally sick. Whoever these creeps are they are totally
disgusting!
A. You asked for truth. You say it is sick but it is merely
the ultimate form of service to self.
- - - - -
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======================================
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"I like the taste of the lightworkers who finally realize in abject
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incisors.
Sis, noshing on the neck of a Zetan abductee, grimmaced momentarily
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"Mmmmm...Abductee Sliced(tm) human body parts. It's the only
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"It's absolutely MARVELOUS!" raved the ships cook, "I get slice
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so forth yet try as he might, the victim simply cannot die until
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