My new favourite joke

[ziggystarlust]

A man walks into a doctors office with what appears to be a steering wheel in his pants. The doctor looks up to the patient from his desk and asks, "Well, well...what have we here?" to which the patient replies, "I don't know Doc but it's driving me nuts!"

 

[MaskedAvatar]

Yes.

The same man was tormented by dreams a few weeks later and saw his shrink.

He said "I am having recurring dreams. In some of them I am a teepee and in others I am a wigwam. This is going on every night... what does it mean?"

The shrink said "It means you are two tents."

 

[Tarri]

"Giggle". :)

Tarri