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I was checking the news stories about this, and found:
Chelsea Handler cancels several shows of Vaccinated & Horny comedy tour due to health 'scare'... but assures fans she doesn't have COVID-19 from hospital bed
Chelsea Handler cancels shows of comedy tour due to health 'scare'
Chelsea Handler is explaining why she had to unexpectedly cancel several shows that she was scheduled to play in Oregon after suffering a health 'scare'.
Dripping with irony indeed. You notice the name of her shows...
It's Joenocchio!
ApotheosisMMC.
Jedi Council Member
anyway the "symbolism" was there, like in the movies with messages without you knowing it.
The comedienne that collapsed went on Dr Drew to discuss what happened. You'll have to watch the short clip, but a few things: He says he's seeing 'a lot of weird stuff' post vaccination after 2-3 weeks, fainting is one of them, he was concerned for her and thought about myocarditis, she says "i don't think i'll get the 4th booster", he says she "doesn't need it..." but that old people do...he hasn't seen enough to make him tell people to not get the jabs.
So he's still pushing the jabs, she's still fairly oblivious. But maybe her experience will get some people's attention:
So he's still pushing the jabs, she's still fairly oblivious. But maybe her experience will get some people's attention:
naorma
Dagobah Resident
Watch out for DORIS!
This needs a little explanation: Yesterday was that big truck demonstration moving forward to Vienna. They were not allowed to drive on the "Ringstraße", the inner street around Viennas Center. But a lot of other cars made a driving demonstration touring round the Ringstraße again and again and again.
Police was not very amused and tried to stop cars on their way to the demonstration when leaving the highway.
Participants got very creative: When the police asked where they wanted to drive to they said: "Oh we are just going to visit Doris!" This became a running gag obviously! And even good ideas about traffic signs! The banana in the middle means that Austria has become a real banana republic.
This needs a little explanation: Yesterday was that big truck demonstration moving forward to Vienna. They were not allowed to drive on the "Ringstraße", the inner street around Viennas Center. But a lot of other cars made a driving demonstration touring round the Ringstraße again and again and again.
Police was not very amused and tried to stop cars on their way to the demonstration when leaving the highway.
Participants got very creative: When the police asked where they wanted to drive to they said: "Oh we are just going to visit Doris!" This became a running gag obviously! And even good ideas about traffic signs! The banana in the middle means that Austria has become a real banana republic.
Hi_Henry
The Living Force
Yes, when he was interviewing the cyclist, who obviously was clot-shot injured,
I realized he's a supporter of the main stream narrative. I avoid him completely. But I did enjoy his shows about movie stars trying to get off narcotics
This tweet gave me a nice laugh.
Expedition26
Jedi
- FEMA: In case of nuclear explosion, maintain social distancing and wear a mask
FEMA: In case of nuclear explosion, maintain social distancing and wear a mask
The US government has a long history of fun and interesting advice when it comes to imminent death... Now, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, has issued updated guidance to its "Nuclear Explosion" readiness public awareness...
www.sott.net
ApotheosisMMC.
Jedi Council Member
I didn't want to laugh in the other thread, so I'm posting it here.
