Exclusive
Report by John Humphries, Zelator
Penguin
apparition captured on film.
Dateline:
26th August St Vincent's Church Hendaye
In
an amazing turn of events at Hendaye France, John Humphries (Zelator
Extraordinaire) reports on a sighting of a rare vision of a PENGUIN
at Fulcanelli's fabled Hendaye Cross as seen in "The Mystery of
the Cathedrals" PLUS a collection of rare holy relics PLUS a further
sighting in Tarbes France.
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sighting of the the high initiate Southern Hemisphere bird. Sitting
sagely in front of the Hendaye Cross. |
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jealous Penguin guards the Hendaye Cross (Crux Hendaye) and all
the secrets it yields. One had the feeling that this bird was twice
as wise as a 33 degree initiate thus making it at least a 66
degree master. |
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The
author approaches the saintly bird with a feeling of trepidation,
where the secret is revealed, thus. "Head for the Southerne
Landes younge man". Which didn't make sense coz he'd already
just came from there.
Then
the Penny dropped and the heavens opened. Knowing the secret "Language
of the Birds" that the penguin spoke ie. South REALLY meant
East!!!! So it must mean, head to Lourdes (TM)
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author went forth to Lourdes (TM) to catch a glimpse of the faithful
pilgrimage. And came across many people shopping at holy places
buying an array of holy objects. |
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The
author bought the holiest of Holies.
Back
L-R. (1)The Holy Lourdes(TM) Snowscape, (2)The official Lourdes
(TM) Holy Water Bottle, (3) the Glow in the Dark Madonna (TM)
presented as a gift to the faithful shelling out more than 20
Euros.
Front
(1) The Holy Lourdes (TM) cigarette lighter and (2) the official
Lourdes (TM) floaty pen with a Madonna who floats up and down
into the Grotto. (Just like the real thing!)
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And
the Penguin was well pleased appearing at "The Texas BBQ
GRILL (TM)" just outside Tarbes (10 Euros all you can eat,
enfants 5 Euros).
Having sent the author in search of the holy grails and finding
them, it was now working on releasing the trapped souls of some
bison.
These
bison's souls had been imprisoned in fibre glass shells with their
ears broken off by some wayward French juvenille delinquents.
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Stay
tuned for more sighting of the Penguin!
